Hey girls---with December being a stressful month for many, we thought it would be fun to add a little light-hearted humor to our daily posts! So, feel free to share your best Christmas funnies and help us to add a little humor to our days!
Here is one to get us started:
that's a good one!
:lol:
okay--so I hope this one doesn't offend anyone---but I couldn't stop laughing!
:lol: :lol: Thanks for the laugh!! I needed it!
hee--hee...........thanks for the laughs!
Those are great!
those are all hilarious Kim
Those are great!!! TFS!!!
lol! so funny! heehee
Thanks for the smile!
TOO funny Kim, thanks for the laugh!
OMG!!!! These are HILARIOUS!!!!!
OH my heck the missing elf one is hilarious!
lol!!!!!
LOVE IT!!!!!
Top Elf Pet Peeves
- After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."
- Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.
-Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"
- That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.
- You're enjoying the Jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.
- Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.
- It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip club.
- Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."
- Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.
heehee
this is a funny one!~
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